| POLITICS |
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Unveiled: Map of United States
Based on Each State's Biggest
Business
Its purpose: help GOP candidates
find donors. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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California: Golden Gate Bridge
Suicide Barrier Approved
To pay for it, jumpers will be assessed
$50 per attempt. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Whole Foods Fined for Overcharging,
Deceptive Practices
Denies all wrongdoing, announces price
increases. |
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| SPORTS |
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 World Cup: FIFA Suspends Uruguayan
Star for Biting Opponent
Reject his offer to wear a muzzle. |
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| FEATURE |
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| After Governor
Sam Brownback and his Republican State Legislature
cut taxes for the rich in Kansas, their economy tanked,
tax revenue fell off a cliff, and Moody's downgraded
the state's bond rating. Brownback has blamed these
events on: |
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A ) |
Hurricanes. |
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B ) |
UFOs. |
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C ) |
Obama. |
| Hint: think: Marxist born in Africa. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Survey: Passengers' Satisfaction Drops 41
Points When Their Baggage Lost
Drops even more when their plane crashes. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 “Free the Nipple”
Movement Introduces the Tata Top
Feminists and non-feminists alike approve. |
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