| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Australia Bans
Upskirt Photos
Ban takes effect next year. |
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| EDUCATION |
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American Books Dropped From UK
School Curriculum
Naked Lunch, Candy replaced by
Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover. |
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| TRAVEL |
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TSA Sends Unpopular Full-Body
Scanners to Jails, Prisons,
Government Agencies
And frat parties. |
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| SPORTS |
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Massive Match-Fixing Scandal
Looms Over World Cup
Fans will be hard-pressed to determine
whether that 0-0 result is legit. |
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 Sterling, Denying
He's Mentally Unfit, Sues NBA
For $1 billion and a tuna melt with fries. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a recent study: |
| A ) | States with the
lowest gun control grades have the highest rate of gun deaths. |
| B ) | States with the highest
gun control grades have the lowest rate of gun deaths. |
| C ) | Both statements are true. |
| D ) | Are you some kinda Communist or something? |
| Hint: According to another recent
study, most of the vast majority of Americans who support
stricter gun control are not now and have never
been members of the Communist Party. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Intel Announces Open
Source Robot You Can Build at Home
Well, not you, but that weird kid across
the street. |
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