| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 First Marijuana Ad to Begin Airing
So don't be freaked out when you see it. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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$8,000 Grill is Wi-Fi Enabled,
Tells You When to Flip Your
Food, When It's Done
For a few dollars more will listen
sympathetically to your personal problems,
offer helpful advice. |
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| EDUCATION |
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College Board Drops Essay, Obscure
Vocabulary Words From SAT
And you can use a No. 3 pencil. |
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| LAW |
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Upskirt Photos Now Illegal in
Massachusetts
Indignant upskirt photographers say they'll
move to Rhode Island. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Iditarod Begins
Not shown: fleet of snow-making machines. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | The Panel on Global Warming at the
University of Texas during the Super Bowl. |
| B ) | The Grand Wizard of the KKK speaking
to the NAACP at their recent annual meeting. |
| C ) | Panel on Minority Outreach at the
CPAC Conference. |
| Hint: the panel was accidentally scheduled
during the CPAC lunch break. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Pope Gets Own Magazine
Il Mio Papa features interviews, articles,
photos and a gossip column by ex-Pope
Benedict. |
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