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PEOPLE
  Kate Upton Goes Weightless in Photo Shoot for SI Swimsuit Edition
Not shown: Kate Upton throwing up all over photographers.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
VH1 Orders Ten Episodes of “Naked Dating”
After success of “Nude Hoarders.”
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Hot Pockets Recalls All Products Containing “Meat From Diseased or Unhealthy Animals”
In fact, will drop entire line of Rabid Vermin sandwiches.
SCIENCE
CERN Physicists Want 62-Mile Collider to Replace 16-Mile One
This time, they promise, they'll figure out what the hell it all means.
Study: Dogs Sense, Respond to Human Emotions
Cats do too, but choose to ignore them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Obese Women Exercise
Only One Hour a Year

On New Year's Day.
Study: Fever-Reducing Pills That
Make You Feel Better Make Flu
Last Longer

And trying to decide whether to take them or not can give you a headache.
 
ART
On 450th Anniversary of His Death, Michelangelo's “Creation of Adam” Recreated in Marshmallows
According to his wishes, though he specified marzipan.

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