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Kate Upton Goes Weightless in Photo
Shoot for SI Swimsuit Edition
Not shown: Kate Upton throwing up all over
photographers. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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VH1 Orders Ten Episodes of
“Naked Dating”
After success of “Nude Hoarders.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Hot Pockets
Recalls All Products Containing “Meat
From Diseased or Unhealthy Animals”
In fact, will drop entire line of Rabid Vermin
sandwiches. |
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| SCIENCE |
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CERN Physicists Want 62-Mile
Collider to Replace 16-Mile One
This time, they promise, they'll figure
out what the hell it all means. |
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Study: Dogs Sense, Respond
to Human Emotions
Cats do too, but choose to ignore
them. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Obese Women Exercise
Only One Hour a Year
On New Year's Day. |
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Study: Fever-Reducing Pills That
Make You Feel Better Make Flu
Last Longer
And trying to decide whether to take them
or not can give you a headache. |
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| ART |
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 On 450th Anniversary of His Death,
Michelangelo's “Creation of Adam”
Recreated in Marshmallows
According to his wishes, though he specified marzipan. |
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