TECHNOLOGY |
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DARPA's Advanced
Humanoid Robot Unveiled
Initially it will be programmed to do good. |
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Report: Microsoft Allowed NSA Complete
Access to Encrypted Files
But no tech support to speak of. |
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SPORTS |
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Wall Street Journal Clocks Only
18 Minutes of Action in Average Baseball Game
Scratching, spitting, nosepicking considered action. |
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MLB Considers Suspensions for Players
Linked to Anti-Aging Clinic
And a spanking. |
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EA Sports Removes
Accused Killer Aaron Hernandez From Its Football
Games
Adds him to its UFC games. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Bin Laden Wore Cowboy Hat to
Avoid Detection by Drones
Spoke in Yiddish accent to throw off wiretaps. |
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LAW |
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Iowa Supreme Court: Okay to Fire Woman for Being Too Attractive
However, justices encourage fetching young plaintiff to return “anytime” and file an appeal. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Dirty Air Shortens Life
Expectancy 5½ Years in Northern China
And two weeks for tourists. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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China: World's
Largest Building Can Hold 3 Pentagons or 20 Sydney
Opera Houses
Public will get to decide. |
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