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PEOPLE
Ahmadinejad Wants to Be Iran's First Astronaut
To test his brand of crazy in zero gravity.
 
MEDIA
Poll: Fox News Credibility
Suffers Sharp Drop

Fox blames Obama, mainstream media, Satan.
 
BUSINESS
TSA Orders “Naked Image” Body Scanners Removed From Airports
Manufacturer announces it will rent them out for parties.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Gun-Toting Obama Action Figures Flood The Market
Sold as hero in blue states, villain in red states.
SCIENCE
Nearly Half of U.S. Farms Have Monsanto’s Roundup-Resistant Superweeds
Bad news for you, but good news for 3-eyed frogs.
Missouri Professor Finds New Largest Prime Number: 257885161-1
But he still can't get a date.
Rat-Like Creature Found to Be Common Ancestor of Man, Other Species
Only six degrees of separation between you, vermin in sewers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
British Study: Vegetarians Live Longer Than Carnivores
But carnivores get laid more often.
Vibrating Pen Warns of Handwriting Mistakes
Doctors will be required to use it under Obamacare.

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