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Beyoncé Named GQ's
Hottest Woman of the 21st Century
Succeeds Hottest Woman of the 20th Century, Theda Bara. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Hollywood: Chinese
Theater Sold to Chinese
That completes China's purchase of America. |
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One Five-Story Building in Cayman Islands
Home to 18,000 Corporations
And one overworked janitor. |
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Boeing Insists 787 Dreamliner Safe
Despite Several Incidents With Fuel Lines,
Electrical Fires
Faulty fuel lines spewing jet fuel onto
sparking electrical wires: what could go wrong? |
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AIG Decides
Against Suing U.S. After Being Bailed Out for
$182 Billion
Apparently someone at AIG, after analyzing
the situation, suggested there was the possibility
such a move would be perceived as ungrateful. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Our Galaxy Estimated to Contain
17 Billion Earth-Sized Planets
Each with its own estimate of how many there are. |
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17-Month Simulation of Trip
To Mars Reveals Astronauts
Experienced Sleep Problems
Stayed up all night wondering, “How the
fuck did I let myself get talked into this?” |
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 Fossil
Found in Nevada of Sea Monster From 244
Million Years Ago
Ferocious creature dominated until it tried
to draw to an inside straight. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Artist Creates
Clothes That Hide Wearer From Drones
They're flying off the shelves at Waziristan's
Walmart. |
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