PEOPLE |
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Pro Wrestler
Happy He Got Romney-Ryan Tattoo
No one's told him they lost. |
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Petraeus Named to Head Petraeus Probe
Still the most capable person we have to take on such a mission. |
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BUSINESS |
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Ikea Admits Using Forced Labor
Its customers. |
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GOP Set to Compromise on Fiscal
Cliff by Closing Loopholes
Like the Mortgage Interest Deduction Loophole. |
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Maker of
Twinkies Going Out of Business
Fortunately, Twinkies have a half-life of 10,000 years. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Human Intelligence Peaked
Thousands of Years Ago
Except. of course, in your case. |
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Hominid Species Developed
Stone-Tipped Spear 250,000
Years Earlier Than Believed
Shields followed very soon after. |
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Study: Albert
Einstein's Genius Linked to Uniquely Shaped Brain
Otherwise, he'd have been just another schlub. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Methamphetamine Found
To Reduce Risk of Flu
Ask your dealer if methamphetamine is right for you. |
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LIFESTYLE |
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Report: Texting on Decline in U.S.
Telepathic communication on the rise. |
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