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MISCELLANEOUS Giant Aerial Walkway Proposed for Manhattan It would allow homeless people to live hundreds of feet above midtown. Two Months Before His Arrest on Multiple Molestation Charges, Scoutmaster Was Featured in Scouting Magazine As Molester of the Month.   SPORTS Two Greek Brothels Sponsoring Soccer Teams Pale, fatigued, both teams off to slow starts.   TECHNOLOGY Romney Campaign's Smartphone App Crashes on Election Day As a result, 50,000 campaign workers play Angry Birds all day long. What is this?   Allow EPA Regulation of Greenhouse Gases   Confirm Goodwin Liu U.S. Circuit Court Judge   Pass Obama's 2011 Jobs Proposal   Hire More teachers and Police Officers   $60 Billion to Improve Transportation Infrastructure   Approve Richard Corday Head of Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection   Overhaul U.S. Postal Service   Raise Tax Rates on Millionaires   Allow Victims of Gender Discrimination to Sue for Punitive Damages   Require More Disclosure of Election spending   End Tax Deduction for Moving Jobs Overseas  A) wish list of the International Socialist Conspiracy.  B) Paul Krugman's wet dream.  C) things which would have passed if not for the filibuster. Hint: there's no such thing as the International Socialist Conspiracy, and Paul Krugman hasn't had a wet dream in 30 years.
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