| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Cheetah
Sets World Record for Fastest 100-Meter Dash
Timed in 5.95 seconds by one of the
uneaten officials. |
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Sixty Bills in House to Rename Post Offices
Before closing them. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Americans Seethe as They're Forced to
Wait a Little Longer for Tech Support
While 600 million Indians go without
power in largest blackout in human history. |
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Report: 8.7% of Facebook Accounts Fake
If you have 100 friends, at least eight don't
exist, maybe nine. |
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| SPORTS |
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 NBC Harshly
Criticized for Its Delayed Coverage of Olympics
Spoiler alert: they've begun. |
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| FEATURE |
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| “It can be here today and gone tomorrow.”
“It’s great that some women don’t have a choice.”
“Neither one of us had a job, because Mitt had enough
of an investment from stock that we could sell off a little at a time.”
“We better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.”
“We’ve given all you people need to know.” |
| What are these? |
| A ) | Most loved
quotes from Marie Antoinette. |
| B ) | Wikileaks
best-loved quotes from Sheldon Adelson. |
| C ) | Joe
Biden’s wet dream of Ann Romney Quotes. |
| D ) | Actual
quotes from Ann Romney. |
| Hint: Keep your eye on the
Olympics Dressage competition. |
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