| PEOPLE |
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 Romney On His Offshore Investments:
“I Don't Even Know Where They Are”
“To be perfectly honest, I pay a stunning
number of people very handsomely simply to track
the whereabouts of my offshore investments.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Reports 83% of Doctors Will
Quit Over Obamacare
Based on brief call-in poll of Fox viewers
claiming to be doctors. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Economist: Jobs in U.S.Will
Only Be What Can't Be Done
By Cheap Labor Overseas,
Robots, or Microprocessors
Please press one if you want fries with that. |
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 Singapore:
“Hug Me” Coke Vending Machine Dispenses
Free Coke After Being Hugged
Nearby “Hump Me” vending machine (not
shown) dispenses free condoms. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Knowing Endings of Stories
Makes Them More Enjoyable,
Not Less, Says Study
In fact, knowing result of study beforehand
made it more fun to conduct. |
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Report: Violent Storms Threaten Ozone Layer
And hairdos. |
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 Oldest
Cave Paintings Yet Discovered in
Europe May Be by Neanderthals
Evidence includes vicious reviews by
contemporary critics calling Neanderthal
art “crude” and “primitive.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Pressure Put on GOP Governors to Accept
Federal Medicaid Funds by Study Showing
It Helps People Live Longer
But they would be Democrats. |
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Study: U.S. World's Fattest Country
Though U.S. Chamber of Commerce
insists we're “pleasantly plump.” |
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