| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Green Lantern
Returns as First Openly Gay Superhero
His superpower: an ability to give homophobes
conniptions. |
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Republican Governor in Florida Purges
180,000 from Voter Rolls
To make sure election will be fair and balanced. |
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| INTERNET |
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Diaries of Queen Victoria Go Online
But popularity of her bodice-ripping prose
causes website to crash. |
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40% of All Social Media Subscribers
Spam Accounts
Remaining 60% real people, but with their
own hidden agendas. |
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| FACTOID |
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Census: Minority Babies Now
Majority in U.S.
Tea Party announces Going Out of Business Sale. |
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| Mitt Romney has connections to many places, but where is his heart? |
| A ) | Michigan, where he grew up. |
| B ) | Massachusetts, where he served as governor. |
| C ) | New Hampshire, where he owns a magnificent lakeside retreat. |
| D ) | California, where he owns a magnificent oceanfront mansion. |
| E ) | The Cayman Islands. |
| Hint: He hopes to visit there some day. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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George W. Bush Visits White
House to Unveil Official Portrait
To save money, it was painted over his
father's official portrait. |
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