| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 John Wilkes
Booth Bobbleheads Pulled From Gettysburg
Gift Shop
You can still order Eggs Benedict Arnold
in the coffee shop. |
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Richard Nixon's Love Letters to Pat On
Display at Nixon Library
Although heavily redacted. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Computer Entered in Crossword
Puzzle Tournament
If they become proficient, computers could someday
relieve humans of having to perform this compulsive,
time-wasting task. |
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Theory: Internet Flame Wars
Actually Good for Society
When you consider most of these people would
otherwise be marching down Main Street in Nazi
uniforms. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Encyclopaedia Britannica to Cease Publishing
Print Edition
But you can still purchase online version and print it out. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Santorum Says He'll Ban All
Hardcore Porn if Elected
If not elected, he'll probably rent one or two. |
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 Romney Describes Contests
He Lost in Mississippi, Alabama
as “Away Games”
“Hard to win on the other fellow's squash
court,” he adds. |
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 In Illinois, Gingrich Says He
Loves Animals
But abandoned three dogs when they got old,
sick, and he'd found younger, friskier dogs. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Americans World's Worst
Tourists, in Poll of Travelers
In poll of pickpockets, however, we're the best. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Pope Benedict Gets
His Own Cologne
It's called “Infallible.” |
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