| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Brits Finally
Admit Planting Fake Plastic Spy Rock in Moscow
Park
Q resigns. |
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Study: Gossip May Have Positive
Social Purpose
Without it we would never know who was seen
where, and with whom. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Texas, Louisiana, South Dakota, Utah,
Tennessee, Oklahoma Require Climate
Change Denial to Be Taught in Classrooms
Flat earthers next in line. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Creepily
Realistic Steve Jobs Doll Cancelled After
Fierce Criticism
Those already made will be used for parts
in creepily realistic Bill Gates doll. |
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| Which of Newt Gingrich’s three
wives accused him of demanding an “open marriage”
so he could have mistresses? |
| A ) | The one
he was having an affair with while demanding Clinton
be impeached for having an affair. |
| B ) | The one
he was sleeping with in his wife's bedroom, while
she was in the hospital, undergoing cancer treatment. |
| C ) | The one
he was having an affair with after his wife had just been
diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. |
| Hint: it wasn't the one he visited
in the hospital to demand a divorce. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Compacted
NBA Season Distinguished by Sloppy Play,
Numerous Injuries
And higher ticket prices. |
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