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MISCELLANEOUS
Brits Finally Admit Planting Fake Plastic Spy Rock in Moscow Park
Q resigns.
Study: Gossip May Have Positive Social Purpose
Without it we would never know who was seen where, and with whom.
 
EDUCATION
Texas, Louisiana, South Dakota, Utah, Tennessee, Oklahoma Require Climate Change Denial to Be Taught in Classrooms
Flat earthers next in line.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Creepily Realistic Steve Jobs Doll Cancelled After Fierce Criticism
Those already made will be used for parts in creepily realistic Bill Gates doll.
Which of Newt Gingrich’s three wives accused him of demanding an “open marriage” so he could have mistresses?
A )The one he was having an affair with while demanding Clinton be impeached for having an affair.
B )The one he was sleeping with in his wife's bedroom, while she was in the hospital, undergoing cancer treatment.
C )The one he was having an affair with after his wife had just been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.
Hint: it wasn't the one he visited in the hospital to demand a divorce.
 
SPORTS
Compacted NBA Season Distinguished by Sloppy Play, Numerous Injuries
And higher ticket prices.

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