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George Soros Sued by
28-Year-Old Brazilian Soap Star for Not
Providing Her With Promised Upper East
Side NY Apartment
Credibly claims he couldnt afford
it. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Study: Audiences Enjoy Movies
More When They Know Ending
Based on test subjects who attended
screening of Titanic. |
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Police Explode Briefcase With
Screenplay Left for Agent Who
Wouldnt Read It
It was that bad. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Consumer Confidence Lowest
Since 1980
Consumer self-esteem also plummets. |
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Treasury
Issues New Five-Dollar Bill
Part of its Wacky
series. |
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| SCIENCE |
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SETI Resumes Search for
Extraterrestrial Life
After six month search for extra funding. |
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Genomic Fossils Reveal Explosion of
Life 3.5 Billion Years Ago
Like a flash mob of amoebas. |
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Breakthrough Could Lead to
Quantum Super-Computers
All you need to know: it has something to do
with Schrödinger's Cat. |
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Water
Detected on Mars
But no women. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Internet Addiction Judged Worse
Than Drugs or Alcohol
For help, go to InternetAddiction.org and
follow links provided there. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Texas Plant to Turn Sewage
into Drinking Water
Most agree: a good thing, for somebody
else. |
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