| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Eco-Conscious
Bikinis That Can Be Composted
And they dissolve easily in water. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Thousands of Post Offices
To Be Closed
A commemorative stamp will be issued to
honor them. |
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Baby Boomers Worry About
Finances, Health Care
Want government to pay for their medical
marijuana. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Those Still Using
Internet Explorer 6 Have Low IQs
But not as low as those still using
Compuserve. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Doughnut
Bacon Burger Big Hit at New York
State Fair
With New York State funeral
directors. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Tea Party is to the
Republican Party as: |
| A ) | The
Sorcerer’s Apprentice is to The
Sorcerer |
| B ) | The Hulk is
to Bruce Banner |
| C ) | Mr. Hyde is
to Dr. Jekyll |
| D ) | The Monster
is to Dr. Frankenstein |
| Hint:
It’s alive! |
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Since 1962, the debt
ceiling has been
raised, without debate, |
| A ) | never |
| B ) | hardly ever |
| C ) | once, maybe |
| D ) | seventy-four
times |
| Hint: it's
more common than a
filibuster. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Signing Frenzy, Baseball
Trading Deadline Arrive
Packers trade backup quarterback to
Cubs for relief pitcher. |
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