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 Bill Clinton's Childhood Home
Made National Historic Site
Along with Astroturf-lined pickup truck. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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CBS Cancels “One Life to Live,”
“All My Children”
Greenlights “No Life, No Kids.” |
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| INTERNET |
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ICANN Finally Approves .xxx Domain
Should make it much easier to find pornography on the Internet. |
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Unpaid Huffington Post
Bloggers Sue Website for $105 Million
News aggregator fighting suit with team
of unpaid high-powered lawyers. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Oops: Applebee's Serves
Margarita to 15-Month-Old
He'd ordered a Tom Collins. |
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Postal Service to Cut 7,500 Jobs
According to USPS' Facebook page. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Experts: Planet Could Be
“Unrecognizable” by 2050
Unless you grew up on Mars. |
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Complex Life Forms Emerged
From Sea Earlier Than Thought
Looked around, went back. |
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Discovery Reveals Why Old
People Go to Bed Early
What’s to stay up for? |
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 1950 FBI Memo Proves
UFO’s, Alien Bodies Found, Hidden in
Roswell, NM
Spurred massive communist witch hunt. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Inability to Detect Sarcasm May
Herald Dementia
Yeah, right. |
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Only 1 out of 2,000 Middle-Aged Americans
Has Ideal Heart Health
You'll see them enjoying seconds at the fondue pot. |
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Study: Humans, Apes Display
Similar Aging Patterns
But elderly apes prohibited from having a
driver's license. |
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