| PEOPLE |
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 Japan's Emperor
Goes on TV to Reassure Nation
Calls crisis “best of all worst-case scenarios.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Justin
Bieber's Shoes Draw
Crowds in Toronto
But his concert is
cancelled due to slow
ticket sales. |
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| MEDIA |
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Head of Fox News Resigns
After secret recording catches him saying
something bad about liberals. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Pepsi
Designs 100% Recyclable
Plant-Based Bottle
To hold its artificially
flavored, artificially colored
sugar water. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Brit Study: 3-Year Glitch
Replaces 7-Year Itch
Still results in six-month trial. |
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NASA Scientist: Alien Life
Found on Meteorite
Microscopic bacteria surprised by how
primitive we are. |
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 Researchers
Give Robots Ability to
Know When They Have Your
Attention
Programmed to clear
throat, tap feet, whistle
nervously until they do. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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10,000 Pounds of Lean Cuisine
Frozen Spaghetti and Meatballs Recalled
for Presence of Foreign Material
Specifically: spaghetti and meatballs. |
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Study: Canada Has Much Lower
Obesity Rate Than U.S.
Americans urged to switch to Canadian
bacon. |
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