| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Royal Wedding
Invitations Go Out
If yours hasn't arrived
yet, complain to the
mailman. |
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Indian Man Has 39 Wives, 94
Children
And not one remembers his birthday. |
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London Eatery to Serve Breast
Milk Ice Cream
Backers think Mum's could be the next
Starbucks. |
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| INTERNET |
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Gov’t Says 10% in U.S.
Lack Internet Connections Fast Enough for
Video
Have no idea how hilarious kittens can
be. |
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Internet Fraud Down in 2010
As reported in Nigerian Times. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Chevron, Fined $9.5 Billion for
Causing Cancer in Ecuador,
Promises to Pay Immediately
Just as soon as their lawyers take a
look at it. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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 Michelle
Obama: Best Advice for Couples:
Laugh With Your Partner
Or at your partner. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Cancer is responsible for
500,000 deaths per year
in the United States.
Which of the following
known carcinogenic
products are commonly
found in the home? |
| A ) | Air
fresheners. |
| B ) | Furniture
polishes. |
| C ) | Chemicals
that linger in clothes that have been dry
cleaned. |
| D ) | Pesticides
used for flea, tick, and lice control. |
| E ) | Mold and
mildew cleaners. |
| F ) | Carpet and
upholstery cleaners. |
| G ) | Interior
house paint. |
| H ) | Mothballs. |
| Hint: At
least you don't have
mothballs. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Latest
Edition of Monopoly Replaces
Dice, Cards, Money With Computer
When computer goes on the blink,
you can borrow actual dice,
cards, money from someone who
didn't fall for this. |
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