| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Dutch
Man Building Another Ark, Twice
the Size of His Current One
(Shown)
New one will have WiFi. |
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| INTERNET |
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Internet Running Out of IP
Addresses
And original content. |
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Humans Have Stored More
Than 295 Billion Gigabytes
Of Data Since 1986
Not all of it smut. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
| All Forty-Four Presidents Gather |
 for
Group Photo
They break
up at joke by Benjamin Harrison. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Boehner Upset
by Portrait in Latest
Issue of MAD Magazine
He's upset because he sat
three hours for it. |
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Lady Gaga Reveals Secrets:
Whiskey, Yoga
Whiskey sales spike, yoga sign-ups
unchanged. |
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| POLL |
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Majority of GOP Primary
Voters
Are Birthers
Merely whacko right wing nut jobs
lose control of party to batshit insane
right wing nut jobs. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New
Loch Ness Monster Spotted in
English Lake
Grainy photo (right) will be
compared with grainy photos of
Loch Ness monster to determine
why there are only grainy photos
of monsters. |
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