| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Border Collie
Knows Proper Names for
Over a Thousand Objects
Being trained to aid
elderly when they go
shopping. |
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400 Volunteer for One-Way
Trip to Mars
More expected as tax deadline approaches. |
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| FACTOID |
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Internet, 2010: 255 Million
Websites, 107 Trillion Emails, 25 Billion
Tweets, 152 Million Blogs
And nothing of interest. |
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| POLITICS |
|
GOP Removes Word
“Labor” From Labor and
Education Committee
It's now “And Education
Committee.” |
|
GOP Picks
Reince Priebus as New
Chairman
After 47 ballots, he's
chosen by Spill and
Spell. |
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| WEATHER |
|
2010 Ties 2005 as Hottest
Year Ever
Was one big heat spell from winning
outright. |
| |
| ENVIRONMENT |
|
Florida City to Turn Waste
Water Into Drinking Water
And vice versa. |
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| RELIGION |
|
 Church
Making Comeback in Former Soviet
Union
Religion vying with heroin to
replace vodka as “opiate of
the masses.” |
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| TRAVEL |
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Travel Restrictions to Cuba Eased
Regular flights carrying baseball scouts have begun. |
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| LINGUISTICS |
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Linguists: “App”
Top Word
Of the Year
Runner-up: “apps.” |
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