| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 It's
a TV Remote! It's a Bottle
Opener! It's Both!
It's the quintessential
representation of a rapidly
declining American Empire, a
rueful reminder why the Chinese
are eating our nachos, and a
perfect pacifier for our growing
xenophobia. It's the last thing
you'll ever need. $24, at Bored
and Drunk. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Attractive Women Less
Likely to be Hired
But when hired, more likely to be
promoted. |
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13% Admit Driving Drunk in
Past Year
But don't remember hitting anyone. |
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Married Men Less Likely to
Engage in Aggressive, Illegal Acts
Like releasing classified State Dept.
documents. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Winter Trade Talks
Heat Up
General managers hoping to acquire
players who can pass a drug test. |
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| INTERNET |
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WikiLeaks: China's Government
Hacks Internet Regularly
Hu Jintao likes to change clues in New
York Times crossword. |
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8 Percent of U.S. Internet
Users Tweet
Mostly twaddle. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Man Loses 27 lbs. in 10 Weeks
Eating Only Twinkies, Doritos, Oreos
“He never looked so good,” say
mourners. |
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| BOOKS |
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Audubon’s “Birds of
America” Sells for $10 Million at
Auction
Kindle version available for $5. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 French
Library Finds Previously Unknown
Leonardo Da Vinci Manuscript
In it, he describes a vast
web-like system connecting people
so they can exchange short, banal
messages with each other. |
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