| PEOPLE |
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Donald Trump
Mulling Presidential Run
He thinks it may take $1
trillion to get himself
elected. |
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GOP's Whitman Blames Opponent
for Housekeeper Flap
Says Brown was governor when her
housekeeper snuck into California. |
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| BUSINESS |
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72,000 Stimulus Checks
Went to Dead People
Who spent more than the banks. |
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Late Back-to-School Shopping
Lifts Retail Sales
Mostly for handguns. |
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Dow Above 11,000 for First
Time Since May
Roll over and tell the guy in the
next cardboard box. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Happiness Levels Can Be
Affected
By Life Experience, Events
According to study sponsored by The Duh
Institute. |
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Study: Genes Determine
Shopping Habits
You might have inherited 35,000-year-old
Bloomingdale’s gene. |
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 Copernicus
Reburied in Polish Cathedral
Rolls over in new grave. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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1 in 4 High Schoolers, Young
Adults Binge Drink
At least they’re not doing drugs. |
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Sex Survey: Most Women Fake
Orgasm
But sincerely enjoy dinner that preceded
it. |
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