| TECHNOLOGY |
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Pentagon Releases Defense
Acquisition, Technology, and
Logistics Life Cycle Management System
Wall Chart
In time for Christmas. |
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First Quantum Computer Chip
Unveiled
Promises computers capable of crushing
today's computers at chess. |
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| POLL |
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Most Americans Don't Trust
Government
And government doesn't trust most
Americans. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Afghanistan: Serious Concern of Election Fraud
No indication anyone actually voted. |
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| FACES IN THE NEWS |
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 Sexy
Ex-Spy Anna Chapman to Launch Website
Where, for a price, you can spy on her. |
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 Pope to UK: Deeply Sorry,
Ashamed of Sex Abuse
Says it won't happen again. |
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 Gainesville
Orders Pastor Terry Jones's Church
to Pay $200K for Security Costs Associated
With Cancelled Koran Burning
Jones says he'll sell signed copies of his Korans to raise money. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 California
Marijuana Dispensary Offering
Pot-Flavored Ice Cream
Simultaneously creates and
satisfies sudden desire for
sweets. |
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