| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Long
Now Foundation to Build Massive
10,000 Year Clock
It would serve to remind our
civilization and countless
civilizations to come just how
much time we have on our hands. |
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One in Four Grown Men
Travel With Stuffed Animal
One in three travel with inflatable
woman. |
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| BOOKS |
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Author Claims Many Now
Break Up By Texting, Instant
Messaging, Facebook
Since that's how they met. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Report Challenges "Extra
Virgin" Rating of Many Olive Oils
Report withdrawn after head of
"major olive oil importing
company" makes authors of report
"an offer they couldn't
refuse." |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Taliban have an
estimated 50 Stinger
missiles supplied to them
by: |
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A ) |
Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad |
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B ) |
Kim Jong il |
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C ) |
Ronald Reagan |
| Hint: It was
back when they were
“the moral
equivalent of our
Founding Fathers.” |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL to Lengthen Regular Season
With Two Extra Games
Increased revenue will pay for higher
cost of treating concussions incurred
during two extra games. |
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Dennis Rodman Says He
Had Sex With 2,000 Girls
Soon, all humans will be descended
from him or Wilt Chamberlain. |
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