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PAGE THREE – JUNE 21 - 27, 2010
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
England: Thong Awareness Day Observed
With special discounts for seniors.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Fast Food Makes Us Impatient
Yes I want fries, and I want them now.
Vegetarian Diet Weakens Bones
And give me a Big Mac with those fries.
 
SPORTS
World Cup Match Doesn't
End in Tie

Winning team overjoyed, losing team stunned.
World Cup Ball Universally Disliked
Everyone agrees it favors their opponent.
What is this?
A ) the bird shit capital of the South Pacific.
B ) Victory at Sea location shoot.
C ) the country responsible for safety standards and inspection for the Deep Water Horizon drilling platform in the Gulf of Mexico.
Hint: they don’t actually do the inspections (how could they?) they contract them out to private companies, which naturally place safety above profits.

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