| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Toshiba
Device Brings Quantum Computer
One Step Closer
Could lead to great advances in
speed dating. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Report: More Teens
Using Rhythm Method
Those good in math rarely get
pregnant. |
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| SPORTS |
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World Cup Begins
For one month 32 nations lay down their
arms, while the rest continue fighting. |
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Pitcher's Perfect Game
Ruined by Ump's Bad Call
But he got the victory. |
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 Teenage
Female Knuckleballer Makes Her
Pro Debut
She's clobbered, yanked, booed,
released, hits skids, takes HGH,
makes comeback, signed by Mets. |
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| To meet our growing
energy needs, the best
new policy option is: |
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A ) |
drill, baby, drill |
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B ) |
spill, baby, spill |
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C ) |
chill, baby, chill |
| Hint: we've
already tried two of
these. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Mayans Made Rubber Balls
In 1600 BC
But most of them hit by ten-year-old Mayan
boys into Aztec back yards, never recovered. |
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Mild Increase in Anxiety May
Be Part of Pleasant Buzz of
Morning Coffee
Or may be part of reading morning paper. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Survey: Brits
Worst-Dressed Tourists
There was no runner-up. |
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