| PEOPLE |
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Munchkin
Coroner From “Wizard
of Oz” Dead at 94
And he isn't only merely
dead; he's really most
sincerely dead. |
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| MEDIA |
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More Network News Cutbacks
Expected
Talking heads will roll. |
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| BUSINESS |
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New Site Lets You Rate Your
Boss
Just go to GetFiredHere.com and have your
say. |
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GM Sales Up 68%, Ford Sales
Up 84%
In China. |
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 KFC
Jumps the Shark
Releases Double Down (right), new
breadless fried chicken sandwich. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Guys Prefer Hooking
Up to Dating
Prefer sexting to texting. |
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6,000-Year-Old Syrian City
From Before Invention of Wheel Discovered
Bill from chariot shop shows customer who
just wanted square wheels rotated charged
for new struts, shocks, alignment. |
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 Newly
Discovered Fossil May Be
Missing Link
Hominid combined low
intelligence of apes with
low morality of humans. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: We're Hungrier After
Eating Food Labeled “Healthy”
as Opposed to “Tasty”
Positively famished after eating food
labeled “100% of Your Minimum Daily
Requirement of Fiber.” |
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