TECHNOLOGY |
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Washing
Machines for Dogs Catching on in Japan
So far, they're far more popular than
washing machines for cats. |
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“Recognizer”
App Recognizes Strangers' Faces
Turns awkward moment into
unusually awkward moment. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Man Purchases
Comic Book for Record $1
Million
From his mother, who told
him she'd thrown it out. |
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SPORTS |
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Study: Winning Teams Hug Each
Other More Than Losing Teams
Especially after a thrilling, last-second victory. |
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Spring Training Begins for 29
Legitimate Title Contenders
And the Cubs. |
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FEATURE |
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Sara Lee’s new
Earthgrains Bread is made
with Eco-Grain, which
makes it: |
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A ) |
totally
organic, man. |
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B ) |
pesticide-free,
dude. |
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C ) |
like, zero
toxic chemicals  |
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D ) |
well,
actually not that
organic, pesticide or
toxic chemical-free, but
so delicious! |
Hint: nobody
doesn’t like
2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic
acid. |
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TRAVEL |
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Some Airports Begin Using
Full-Body Scanners
But only for their own amusement. |
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FASHION |
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New Fall
Lines Unveiled
But at $800, don't expect
to see Joe Sixpack in a
pair of penis pants
any time soon. |
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