| MISCELLANEOUS |
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TMZ Claims 1956 Photo Shows
JFK on Boat Cavorting With Naked Women |
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Photo taken by J. Edgar Hoover, who
was on nearby boat cavorting with naked
men. |
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Study: Whiny Children End Up Conservative,
Confident Children Liberal
Based on interviews with 100 U.S. Senators. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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New TV
Controlled by Wave of
Hand
Or throw of brick. |
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 San
Jose Cops Testing Head-Mounted
Cameras
So far they've yielded some great
close-ups of local doughnut
shops. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following
lists are not being
properly updated by the
U.S. government? |
| A ) | Terrorist
Identities Datamart
Environment Database
(National Terrorism
Center, 550,000 names) |
| B ) | Consolidated
Terrorist Watchlist (FBI
Terrorist Screening
Center, 400,000 names) |
| C ) | Selectee List
(subset of Consolidated
Terrorist Watchlist,
14,000 names) |
| D ) | No-Fly List
(subset of Consolidated
Terrorist Watchlist,
3,400 names) |
| E ) | Consolidated
Worst Terrorist Movie
List (National Terror
Film Critics Center) |
| Hint: There
are currently so many
titles on the Consolidated Worst
Terrorist Movie List that
TSA cannot guarantee you
won’t have to watch
one on your flight. |
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