| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 World's
Most- Watched TV Show
“Baywatch” Has Been
Seen by 1 Billion
And that's just on Earth. |
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Plagiarism Software Discovers
Another Play by Shakespeare
Computer says bard almost certainly wrote
New Faces of 1612. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Pilot of Plane That Overflew
Destination by 150 Miles
Denies He Was Asleep
Insists he's always had difficulty
sleeping on long flights. |
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| SPORTS |
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Dodgers Lose to Phillies,
Owner Fires Wife
Who didn’t get a hit in the entire
series. |
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 Baseball:
Ump's Missed Call Prompts Some to
Demand Instant Replay
Others say kill the ump. |
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| FEATURE |
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| T. Boone Pickens says the
U. S. is “entitled” to
Iraqi oil because: |
| A ) | We spent a
trillion dollars to get our hands on it. |
| B ) | Our brave
soldiers fought and died for it. |
| C ) | We
destroyed their country for it. |
| D ) | Our government is
a wholly-owned subsidiary of Exxon/Mobil. |
| Hint: Actually, Chevron also has a piece. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 New
Coke Mini Achieves the
Impossible!
Coca-Cola's amazing new product
(above, right) is identical in
every way to great-tasting
regular Coca-Cola (above, left)
and yet it has fewer calories!
How'd they do it? $.50, at all
convenience stores. |
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