| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 40
Years Later, Man With Beatles
Tattoo Has Some Regrets
For one thing, he'd asked for a
Rolling Stones tattoo. |
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New Hampshire Man Charged
$23,148,855,308,184,500 for
Pack of Cigarettes
Says he's thinking of quitting smoking. |
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Treasury Department’s
Office of
Public Debt Cancels Plans for
Cartoonist to Lighten Mood of Employees
Will stick with lobotomies. |
|
 Jade
Collection Appraised at Record $1
Million on “Antiques
Roadshow”
Owner (left) says she'd been
using it to displace water in her
toilet tank. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Many States Closing Rest
Areas
Replacing them with speed traps. |
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| FEATURE |
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| When George W. Bush
boasted about the success
of U.S. death squads all
over the world in his
2003 State of the Union
Address in front of a
joint session of
Congress, all military
leaders and the Supreme
Court, |
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A ) |
nobody was
paying attention. |
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B ) |
he said it
too fast to understand. |
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C ) |
it was a
major applause line. |
| Hint: that
part of the speech was
extremely well written. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Amazon Deletes 1984,
Animal Farm
From All Kindles
Warns Kindle owners: Jeff Bezos Is
Watching You. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we erroneously reported that the
Obama administration had
"approved blogging in the
largest rain forest in the United
States." We meant logging.
Our apologies. |
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