| PEOPLE |
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 Donald
Trump Fires Controversial Miss
California
Restoring high moral purpose to the
Miss Universe organization. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hollywood, With No Sequels,
Faces Tough Summer
Industry insiders fear moviegoers won't pay
to see something they haven't already
seen before. |
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| MEDIA |
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Campers Protest Digital TV
Switch
Unable to watch TV in nation’s
quietest, most beautiful places. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Burger
King Franchise in South Debunks
Global Warming
Later fined for selling burgers
made with baloney. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Right-Wing Fears Borne Out
First Gitmo detainee brought to U.S. escapes
from maximum security prison, steals nuclear
weapon, hijacks stealth bomber. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Chimps Learned to Use Tools
to Extract Honey
Man has yet to learn how to extract honey
without making an unholy mess. |
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Earth May Collide With
Venus in 3.5 Billion Years
Plan accordingly. |
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 Shocker:
Pinot Noir Grape's DNA
More Complex Than Human DNA
Has Intelligent Design
advocates scratching their
heads. |
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First New Element in 5 Years
Added to Periodic Table
It's Ng, for nougat. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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$2.5 Billion Gov't. Study:
Alternative Medicines No Better Than
Placebos
Study hailed by makers of placebos. |
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Gout, “Disease of Kings,”
Showing Up in Middle Class
Sign economy is improving. |
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Report: Computers Causing
More Injuries
Mainly due to people punching them. |
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