ENVIRONMENT |
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Earth Could Be Habitable One
Billion Years More Than Previously
Thought
News hailed by cockroaches. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Twitter
Replaces Facebook
Which replaced MySpace, which
replaced blogs, which replaced
websites, which replaced e-mail,
which replaced mail, which
replaced smoke signals, which replaced
shouting. |
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Windows 7 Will Go on Sale
Oct. 22
Just in time to ruin second straight
holiday season. |
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Some Fear
Vulnerability of Smart Grid
Smartass could use smart card to buy
smart phone, order smart book How to
Build a Smart Bomb. |
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FACTOID |
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FBI: New York Nation’s
Safest City
You got a problem with that? |
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SPECIAL FEATURE |
Foolproof
plan to get a decent
bipartisan health care
bill through the Senate. |
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All
Democratic Senators draw
straws. |
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Short
straw switches parties,
becomes a Republican. |
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Republican
votes for decent health
care bill. |
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Bill
passes with 1 Republican
vote. |
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TRAVEL |
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Air, Hotel Bargains Galore
for
Vacations in Mexico
And, if you get swine flu, kidnapped,
shot or lose your job while in Mexico,
Mexican government will pay your air
fare. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Scientists:
Catastrophe Can Be Averted if We
Cut Carbon Emissions 70%
Unfortunately that would mean a
slight adjustment to our
lifestyle, which is out of the
question. |
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