PEOPLE |
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Liz
Cheney Defends Harsh
Interrogation
Says she was waterboarded and
slammed into walls as a child
“with no lasting
effect.” |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Survey: Only 52% See TV as
Necessity
Lowest figure since it was unveiled at
1939 World's Fair. |
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MEDIA |
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NY Times Cuts Travel,
Fashion Sections
Changes slogan to “All the news that fits.” |
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BUSINESS |
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Crisis as Top Talent Leaves
Big Banks
To spend more time with their bonuses. |
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ExxonMobil
Passes Wal-Mart
As #1 on Fortune 500
Thanks to everyone who drives to
Wal-Mart. |
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SCIENCE |
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Giant Mystery Blob From Dawn
Of Time Took 12.9 Billion
Light Years to Get Here
For its 15 minutes of fame. |
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Mind-Reading Device Sends
First Twitter Message
“Why am I doing this?” |
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Earth-Sized Planet Discovered
Circling Nearby Star
Just in time. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Online Help Replacing
Counseling, Therapy
And WikiShrink doesn't cost $150/hour. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Scientist Blames Fat People
for Increased Food Production,
Global Warming
Fat people say scientists are to
blame. |
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ARCHEOLOGY |
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Egypt: 3,000-Year-Old
Fortified City Made to Impress Visitors Unearthed
Huge walls, elaborate temples, surrounded
by monorail, ample parking. |
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