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Bush Recalls
“A Moment” When
He Felt Responsibilities
of Nation’s Highest
Office
Briefly, just after Cheney's
heart attack. |
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Caroline Kennedy Withdraws Bid to
Be Appointed to Senate
To, uh, clear desk for presidential run. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globes Handed Out
At Award Makers Awards. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Asset Valuations Continue
Slide
Park Place assessed at $250. |
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Pro-Life Group Attacks Krispy
Kreme for “Freedom of Choice”
Promotion
Says company responsible for
murdering millions of innocent doughnuts. |
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 Flying
Car Goes on Sale
Not recommended for families
with teenagers. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Bad News: Study Shows Pretty
Women Less Faithful
Good news: study shows pretty women less
faithful. |
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Breakthrough: Cheap Wine Passed
Though Electric Field “Quite
Drinkable”
But don't try this at home. |
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 NASA: Large Amounts of
Methane Gas Detected on Mars
May indicate presence of cows. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Three Minutes of Forced
Laughter Daily Has Beneficial
Health Effects
Study commissioned by National Alliance
of Ventriloquists, Mimes and
Impressionists. |
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Research: Winning Lottery No
Guarantee of Long-Term Health, Wealth
Only guarantee: you'll hear from
long-lost cousin Duane. |
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