| PEOPLE |
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Arab
Potentates Have Given
Condi $316,000 in Jewelry
And an undisclosed amount
in lingerie. |
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| MEDIA |
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White House Issues Blistering
Rebuke to NY Times for Article Blaming
Bush Policies for Mortgage Meltdown
Claims story was based on faulty
intelligence. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican Embraces iTunes
Prayer Book
Rejects Zune prayer book. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Big
Three Automakers Face Bankruptcy,
But Vow to Rebound
Shown: 2009 Chrysler Cerberus, a
thrifty 40 mpg sedan based on
East Germany's popular Trabant. |
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| FEATURE |
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| With Republicans running
everything, how come the
economy crashed before
the election, not after
it? |
| A ) | When you
deregulate everything,
you can’t regulate
anything. |
| B ) | You
can’t see the
invisible hand coming,
because it’s
invisible. |
| C ) | In the
struggle between fraud
and incompetence,
incompetence won. |
| Hint: never
underestimate the power
of incompetence. |
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| SCIENCE |
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One Second Added to 2008
By International Society of Sadists. |
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Spirituality Spot Located in
Brain
Similar to G-spot, but harder to get to. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: No Health Benefit
From Taking Vitamins
Public advised to take one placebo daily. |
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Brain-Implanted Sex Drive
Chip Under Development
Comes with remote control. |
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