| PEOPLE |
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 Britney
Spears, Liza Minnelli
Mount Comebacks
It's Britney's third,
Liza's twenty-ninth. |
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Could “the Other”
Clinton Replace Hillary in Senate?
“Not interested,” says Chelsea. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Recession-Hit Americans
Flocking to Movies
Most remain in their seats until morning. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Oil Tumbles to $40 a Barrel,
Gas Hits New Low
Hummer sales go through the roof. |
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Wall Street Journal: Men
Spending Less on Mistresses
Many laid off. |
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Big Three CEOs Ask for
$34 Billion
Get $15 billion and bus fare home. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Sex With Partner 400%
Better Than Sex With Self
Sex with self 400% better than no
sex at all. |
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 Stash of 2700-Year-Old
Marijuana Discovered in Gobi Desert
At least that's what archeologists told police. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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One in Five Young Adults Has
Personality Disorder
Low percentage surprises parents. |
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Study: Happiness is
Infectious
But there are defenses. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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“Impeach
Bush” Ornament
Deemed Inappropriate for
White House Tree
Also “Behead
Cheney” ornament
(not shown). |
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