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Handlers Accuse Palin of
Being a “Diva” and a “Whack
Job”
Palin replies: “Off with their
heads!” |
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| MEDIA |
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Christian Science Monitor Discontinues Print Edition
“It's all in the mind anyway,” explains spokesman. |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Loses Power to Appoint
President of World Bank
Also loses parking space, free
checking. |
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GM, Chrysler Want $10 Billion
to Facilitate Merger
Hope to create world's largest lemon
factory. |
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 With Gas
Prices Lower, Drivers Driving More
Say they'll keep on driving until price goes
back up. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Israeli Archeologist
Discovers Oldest Hebrew Writing on
Pottery Shard
“Call your mother!” |
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Study: Men Find Women Wearing
Red More Attractive
Find women wearing nothing irresistible. |
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Computers Say Climate
Change Man-Made
Suggest computers take over. |
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 King
Solomon's Mines Found
Discovered beneath King
Solomon's Mines Gift
Shop. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Fewer Behavioral Problems
Seen for Breast-Fed Babies
More behavioral problems seen for
breast-fed teens. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican Issues New Screening Guidelines
For Priests
Taking second look at those who check
“maybe” under “pedophile?” |
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