| POLL |
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Nation Split Down Middle
Half hates overeducated elitist snobs;
other half hates ignorant redneck
racists. |
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| FACTOID |
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Internet Traffic Up 53% in
2007
Human contact down by similar percentage. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Begins Use
of Instant Replay
Managers must now wait several
minutes before getting tossed. |
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Some Olympic Stars Find Life
Difficult After Games
Blame lack of Pro Shot Put League,
35-Pound Weight Throw Tour or Pentathlon
on Ice. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Tourism Threatens
Easter Island Statues
Elders call for scarier statues. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Pick the word that best
describes Sarah Palin
without being sexist. |
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A ) |
perky |
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B ) |
spunky |
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C ) |
feisty |
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D ) |
fiery |
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E ) |
zesty |
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F ) |
nasty |
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G ) |
uninformed as
a post |
| Hint: Think
global warming denial,
creationism. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Public Has Many Choices
In Wind Power |
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From large turbines (left) that can power
a home, to smaller ones (center) that can
power an air conditioner, to portable
units (right) that can power a calculator
or novelty bow tie that lights up. |
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