| CAMPAIGN '08 |
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McCain's VP Pick Opposes
Endangered Species Listing
For Polar Bears
Has her eye on one for the dining room. |
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Many Former Clinton Supporters
Say They'll Vote for McCain
Find his pro-war, anti-choice, supply
side philosophy just right for them. |
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| MEDIA |
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Negative Campaign Ads Blasted
Made by evil, traitorous liars, say
critics. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Organized Crime Dumping
Dollar for Euro
Public advised to keep some euros handy
for “protection purposes.” |
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 Mazda
Rolls Out New Model
And new car. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Giant
Clams May Have Been Food Source
for Early Humans
Or vice versa. |
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Researchers to Recreate Big
Bang in
Large Hadron Collider
Hope for new, better universe. |
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 Study:
Neanderthals Not Stupid
They were just shy,
didn’t get asked out
a lot. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: General Feeling of
Happiness and Optimism Helps
Guard Against Breast Cancer
If you have no other reason to be happy
or optimistic, try that one. |
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Mental Skills Deteriorate Far
Earlier Than Previously Thought
According to a whatchamacallit by whosis. |
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Study: “Good” Fat
May Help
Fight Obesity
You'll find it at “good” greasy
spoons. |
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