| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Parisians
Celebrate Fact Americans Can't
Afford to Visit France
Also mark Bastille Day. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Cheney Pressured CDC to Cut Six
Pages From Report to Congress on Warming
To conserve paper. |
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| POLL |
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Pet Owners Prefer McCain
iPod owners prefer Obama. |
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| SPORTS |
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China Removes Dog Meat From
Olympics Menu
Nevertheless, spectators advised not to
order hot dogs. |
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 Cleaned-Up
Beijing Ready to Impress
World
Shown: police rid city of undesirables. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The latest call for a
timetable for U.S. troop
withdrawal from Iraq has
come from: |
| A ) | Barack Obama |
| B ) | Dennis
Kucinich |
| C ) | Nouri
al-Maliki |
| Hint:
he’s not a Democrat. |
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| If you start
getting letters from your
bank assuring you your
money is safe with them,
that the bank is in a
solid financial position,
and contrary to rumors is
not near failure, you
should: |
| A ) | breathe a big sigh of
relief. |
| B ) | take
a look at the business
section of a newspaper to
see what experts are
saying. |
| C ) | run,
do not walk to your bank
and withdraw every penny
you have in it, no matter
what anybody tells you. |
| Hint: there is a time
to hit the panic button,
that’s why you have
one. |
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