| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Man, Machine
Sign Historic Accord
We'll treat them with respect
if they promise not to enslave us. |
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Expedia Offers Under-$600 Tax Rebate
Tours to “Explore America”
Actually, just Cleveland. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Coming: Wi-Fi Implants That Call
Doctor in Case of Heart Attack
Order pizza in case of hunger attack. |
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Comcast Mulls Limit on Monthly
Downloads for Subscribers
Up to 150,000 junk emails or 150 porn clips. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Olympic
Torch Reaches Summit of Mt.
Everest
Where it's met by thousands of
protesters. |
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| FEATURE |
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| As a result of her
aggressive response to
Dow Chemical’s
polluting of Saginaw Bay
and Lake Huron with
dioxin, EPA Regional
Administrator Mary Gade
has been: |
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A ) |
promoted |
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B ) |
given the EPA
Defender of the
Environment Award |
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C ) |
invited to
Jenna Bush's wedding |
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D ) |
forced to
resign |
| Hint: Do you
really need a hint? |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Revealed: Leading Retailers
Selling Used Tires as New
“New to you,” they explain. |
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| POLITICS |
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McCain in 1999: Bush “Dumb
as a Stump”
McCain in 2008: Bush “smart as a tree.” |
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