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Bush,
Kissinger Confer
Compare war crimes. |
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Spitzer Investigated
Prostitution Ring in 2004
Liked what he saw. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bear Stearns Gets Bailed Out
Polar bears still waiting. |
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Airbus, Boeing Swamped by Orders
Recently retired CEOs, oil sheiks, drug barons,
terrorists decry long wait for private jumbo jets. |
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Ford to Lay Off Additional 2,500
Closing Recall Department. |
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| CURRENCY |
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 Colorful
New $5 Bill Debuts
Reflects Lincoln's gay side. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study Indicates El Niño
Slows Earth's Rotation
Public advised to adjust their
chronometers accordingly. |
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Discovery: Peanut Butter Can Be
Made Into Diamonds
So far, no success making
diamonds into peanut butter. |
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 Laughter Not
Unique to Humans
But heckling is. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Amount of Drugs in Water
Supply Not Enough to Warrant Concern
You'd have to drink eight glasses a day
to suffer adverse consequences. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we referred to the U.S.
government having a surplus in
the billions of dollars. We meant
the Iraqi government. The U.S.
deficit is approximately $265
billion. We apologize for the
error. |
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