PEOPLE |
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After Seven
Years, Bush Says It
Was All a Joke
Real president was
Cheney. |
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INTERNET |
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Undersea Cable Problem
Disrupts Internet Across India
Thanks for calling, our next available
customer service representative will
assist you in approximately three weeks. |
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BUSINESS |
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Starbucks Closing 100 Stores
In one neighborhood. |
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Finally Some Good News
For Average American
Exxon Mobil, Chevron post record profits. |
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Microsoft
Nerds Make Bid for Yahoo Nerds
Google nerds nervous. |
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SCIENCE |
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Chinese Report Success
Preventing Rain
Now in talks with Major League Baseball. |
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Breakthrough: Deep-Brain
Stimulation Reverses Memory Loss
Promises time when I can't
recall will no longer be heard in
congressional hearings. |
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Polar
Bears to Be Placed on
Protected List
And terrorist
watch list. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Warns Pfizers
Anti-Smoking Drug May Lead to Suicidal
Behavior
Like smoking. |
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Fewer Americans Now on Diets
As Oprah goes, so goes the nation. |
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HIGH TECH |
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Using Radio Size of Grain of
Sand, Researchers Tune in
Baltimore Traffic Report
Traffic still jammed. |
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