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Cheney, Obama
8th Cousins
Look for fireworks at
Thanksgiving dinner. |
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 Imus
Returns to Radio
“Don Imus's Hoedown”
will be carried by 450 stations. |
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| MEDIA |
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 Fox News Links California
Fires to Al Qaeda
Then backs off, placing blame on Iran. |
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 FEMA Holds Another
Fake News Conference
This time to answer planted questions
about how it's dealing with mess. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Monkeys, Apes Could
Soon Be Extinct
Bonzo blames Reagan. |
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Study: Alzheimer’s
Memory Loss
Faster Among Better Educated
But authors can't remember why. |
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 Scientists
Breed See-Through Frogs
To gross out girl
scientists. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Obesity Becoming Global
Epidemic
Although planet prefers term
“big-boned.” |
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Study: Sleep Deprivation
Leads to
Overreaction to Bad Experiences
Such as beatings, waterboarding, sexual
humiliation. |
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Bad News: Alcohol Impairs
Hearing in Short Term
Good news: other drunks at party won’t
understand what you’re saying. |
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