| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Craig Case
Restroom To Get Extended
Dividers Between Stalls
Built by same company
building border fence. |
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Poll: Most American Kids Think We
Fought Alongside Germany in WWII
Some even think we once sided with
Saddam Hussein, Taliban. |
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Researchers Claim Men With
Deep Voices Have More Children
World could soon face shortage of tenors. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Dunkin' Donuts Recalls Glow Sticks Due
to Health Hazard
Glow Stick recalls Dunkin' Donuts for
same reason. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Playoffs Begin
Fans of National Pastime stuff themselves
with fat, sugar and alcohol while
cheering drugged egomaniacs swinging
corked bats carved from precious wood
taken from ever-dwindling forests. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The FBI is investigating
the conduct of the
security contractor,
Blackwater, in Iraq.
Providing security for
the FBI investigators
while in Iraq is: |
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A ) | the U.S. Marine Corp. |
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B ) | the CIA. |
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C ) | Blackwater. |
| Hint: do you
really need a hint to get
this right? |
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| State-of-the-art
surveillance cameras and
radar being installed
along the $8
billion-dollar border
fence south of Tucson are
having difficulty
distinguishing people and
vehicles from: |
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A ) | radio interference and moisture |
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B ) | extraterrestrial beings and UFOs |
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C ) | cows and bushes |
| Hint: Mo-o-o-o-o! |
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