| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Giant Spider
Web in Texas Draws
Curious
Most wisely keep their
distance, but President
Bush walks right into it. |
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| SPORTS |
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Pro Wrestling World Rocked
By Steroid Scandal
One, possibly more wrestlers may not have
taken steroids. |
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Little League World Series
Disappoints Fans
With betting prohibited and players
looking like they could use a shot of
andro, many go home early. |
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| ALSO IN THE
NEWS ... |
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 Giant
Monopoly Game Towed to Persian
Gulf
Part of White House effort to
spread capitalism throughout
Middle East. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the latest
study, the risk of
global-warming related
flooding is |
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A ) | higher |
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B ) | lower |
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C ) | the same as
previously thought. |
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Hint: if you
have trouble guessing, we
have some oceanfront
property you might be
interested in. |
In a brief
resignation statement,
Alberto Gonzales
insulted: |
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A ) | the
Congress. |
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B ) | the
Constitution. |
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C ) | the
Department of Justice. |
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D ) | his
own father, Pablo
Gonzales, a construction
worker, who along with
his mother Maria raised
him and his seven
brothers and sisters, for
not making enough money. |
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Hint: it was a
touching, personal
statement. |
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