| PEOPLE |
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Camilla Won't Attend
Diana Memorial
She has a dentist appointment. |
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Nicole Ritchie Goes to Jail
for 82 Minutes
Sentence reduced by eight minutes for good
behavior. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Fall Season Almost Here
Viewers can't wait to see dozens of new shows
before they're cancelled. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Almost Everything We
Eat, Wear or Use Comes From China
Exception: chopsticks. |
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Microsoft to Launch Next-Generation
Operating System for Wireless Devices
Anxiously awaited by next generation of hackers. |
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McDonald's Marks 40 Years of Big Macs
Plans memorial wall inscribed with names
of everyone who has died
from eating them. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Astronomers Find Huge
One-Billion- Light-Year-Wide Hole in
Universe
White House blames Clinton. |
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Deer Hunting May Be Dangerous
for Men Who Are Smokers or Overweight
Also for deer who are non-smokers and in
best of health. |
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 Out-of-Body Experience Induced in Lab
Also out-of-town experience, out-to-lunch experience. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Obesity May Be Caused By
Common
Virus, Vaccine Possible
Announcement made at McDonald’s. |
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Study: People Underestimate
Their
Ability to Survive Breakups
Most do recover, following brief stay
down at the end of Lonely Street, at
Heartbreak Hotel. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Reading Skills Of
Young Males
Improve More When Tutor Is Woman
Confirming Van Halen's “Hot for Teacher”
hypothesis. |
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