| PEOPLE |
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 Larry
Flynt Getting Hundreds of Tips
About Lawmakers' Sexual
Peccadilloes
So far, info has been received on
535 members of Congress. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Kellogg to Stop Marketing
Unhealthy Cereals to Children
Will pull ads for Extra Frosted
Flakes, Double Candy Bar Crunch and Count
Cavity. |
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Ford to Get Rid of Luxury
Brands
Will concentrate on making cheap junkers. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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NBC Decides to Drop Reality
Series Starring Victoria "Posh
Spice" Beckham
After thinking about it. |
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 MPAA
Ratings Appearing on
Internet
Warning: this website may
not be suitable for young
children, dogs or
automated data mining
programs. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Space Station Computer
Crashes
Tech support guy in Bangalore polite, but
no help. |
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Scientists Developing
Clothing That Monitors Your Health
Underwear beeps when you're due for
checkup. |
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 10-Year
Project to Digitally
Recreate Ancient Rome
Confirms Theory
That Rome wasn't
digitally recreated in a
day. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Rejects Anti-Pot Pill
Linked to
Suicidal Thoughts, Depression
Which can only be treated with pot. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| We reported
that estimated profits at Wal-
Mart have risen to $3 billion
this year. In fact, it is
shoplifting and employee theft
which has risen to $3 billion. We
apologize for the error. |
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